internetexplorers: STOP SCROLLING quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful  ok keep scrolling (via condom)

internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

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krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all
biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts
foreverhavingnolife:

ur commercial fools no one
patsyp:

Right #ladies!!? #femalepains #femaleproblems #mendontunderstand #period #timeofthemonth #lmao #hilarious
breakfastburritoe: ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me (via halletrujah)

breakfastburritoe:

ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me

(via halletrujah)

yungbasedblogger: teacher: why are you late? me: (via gnarly)

yungbasedblogger:

teacher: why are you late?

me:image

(via gnarly)

144cm: let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me (via halletrujah)

144cm:

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

(via halletrujah)


This is why you weren’t in the avengers
virginsacrificer: when u see a cute stranger in public (via happiest)

virginsacrificer:

when u see a cute stranger in public

image

(via happiest)

When you feel you have lost everything, you still have books unexpected kindness in strangers the rest of the world to travel languages to learn animals to take care of volunteer work to do the power of a good night’s rest the changing of seasons infinite things to learn billions of people to meet and possibly love billions of people who might love you back (Source: dearscience, via stability)

When you feel you have lost everything, you still have

  • books
  • unexpected kindness in strangers
  • the rest of the world to travel
  • languages to learn
  • animals to take care of
  • volunteer work to do
  • the power of a good night’s rest
  • the changing of seasons
  • infinite things to learn
  • billions of people to meet and possibly love
  • billions of people who might love you back

(Source: dearscience, via stability)

obscurebourgeoisie: don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days 15 days have come and gone and i am still asian (Source: quasidrome, via kianlawley)

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via kianlawley)

nippled: tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad (via gnarly)

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

(via gnarly)