dangering: My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart (via gnarly)

dangering:

My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart

(via gnarly)

dutchster: don’t forget all dads have mustaches. if your dad doesn’t have one, he’s not your real dad. be aware (via dutchster)

dutchster:

don’t forget all dads have mustaches. if your dad doesn’t have one, he’s not your real dad. be aware

(via dutchster)

aimso: Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps. How I feel after waking up from naps. (Source: copernicus-qwark, via dutchster)

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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(Source: copernicus-qwark, via dutchster)

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.  (Source: bellecosby, via hotboyproblems)

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

(Source: bellecosby, via hotboyproblems)

zootedboy: ppl think im shy cause i dont talk much in person but actually im just coolin it scanning the situation, watchin from the cut, making mental moves constantly. (via internetmessiah)

zootedboy:

ppl think im shy cause i dont talk much in person but actually im just coolin it scanning the situation, watchin from the cut, making mental moves constantly.

(via internetmessiah)

-annoying: i want a hot body but i also want hot wings (via hotboyproblems)

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

(via hotboyproblems)

4rianagrande: i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them (via dutchster)

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

(via dutchster)

guy: yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day (Source: guy, via hotboyproblems)

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy, via hotboyproblems)

everyoneisdeadnow: if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again (via d0nn0)

everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

(via d0nn0)

julyfourth2014: "how would you like your tea sir?" *american voice* tax free (Source: calum4president, via gnarly)

julyfourth2014:

"how would you like your tea sir?"

*american voice* tax free

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(Source: calum4president, via gnarly)

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice